See, this is lovely Huntington Beach, and on yonder is Newport Beach, land of misfit drunken ho's and bro's. That's why Huntington put up this chain fence.
OBSERVATIONS OF A TRAIL RIDE
-Saw Ms. Jugs O' Fun, 50 something mama in a lose yellow sport tank with DDD's
-5 random recumbants (contraption captains)
-1 of the CC's looked like an anorexic santa listening to news radio
-Just like in driving people speed up when you try to pass
-1 token chiahuha in a basket
-1 Fancy Lad in green tri kit who had a curiously hour glass shape
-Uncountable Scattante's, thank you Performance Cycles, quit sending me catalogs.
-2 Scattante rider's with white crew socks
-Numerous O.P.W.V's (oncoming passers with vengance) I was just waiting for a fishhooked handlebar
-1 Tandem playing I'm a Barbie Girl
-1 tank top with arm warmers
-27 kids with death wishes
-1 rider in full on winter kit, ready for a Wisconsin winter
1 rider standing off to side who looked like he was trying to warn Will Robinson about something.
Then the wolf pack turned to three
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